10 Pink Cocktails for the Barbie in You

Written by Matthew H.

February 8, 2018

Loving everything pink is a character trait to be proud of. In fact, according to surveys in the U.S. and Europe, “pink is the color most often associated with charm, politeness, sensitivity, tenderness, sweetness, childhood, femininity and the romantic.” Which means the following 10 pink cocktails aren’t just drinks for tipsy princesses, they’re also great for proving just how damn polite and tender you are.

1. The Bubble Gum Colada 

First up we have The Bubble Gum Colada, which is basically a classic Piña Colada that’s had some expert work done in order to increase the pink-colored cosmetics (we know a guy in Beverly Hills, we’ll get you his card).

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2. Funfetti Cake Shooters 

These Funfetti Cake Shooters’ combination of pinkness, cake flavor, and festive aesthetics is downright heavenly. For all the lovers of the most innocent of colors, we recommend you line these shots up with your friends on your birthday.

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3. Kinky Blow Pop 

Be honest: when you think pink, you think kinky. At least some of the time, right? Well, when you do feel the need to fuse the pink and the kink, we have the Kinky Blow Pop. This one’s only for James Bond-types with the gum balls to order a pink-tini.

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4. Coconut Bubble Gum Shots 

Look, if we’re talking pink cocktails, we’re going to be talking bubble gum — the two go together like Barbie and Ken. In this case, we’re talking about Coconut Bubble Gum Shots, which are beautiful little shooters Barbie would slam down before telling Ken that it’s kind of weird he doesn’t have any body hair.

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5. Pink Coconut Frost 

Where pink lovers and coconut lovers overlap, in the middle of one of the sexiest Venn diagrams ever, we find the Pink Coconut Frost. This slushy glass of buzz juice may look like Gisele Bundchen, but it hits like Ronda Rousey.

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6. Pink Love 

The Pink Love is basically the Pink Coconut Frost’s little not-so-evil-but-still-as-sexy twin. This particular delicious pink cocktail features raspberry flavors instead of cherry flavors, so you get a bit more tanginess to tickle your tongue.

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7. The Pink Man

The Pink Man Cometh, and when he does, he brings perhaps the most “macho” pink cocktail on this list. There’s still plenty of sweetness here though, as well as pink sprinkles around the rim.

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8. Frozen Pink Lemonade Margarita 

A list of pink cocktails would be atrociously lacking if it didn’t include a pink margarita. So to fill that most crucial of gaps, here is the Frozen Pink Lemonade Margarita. Feel free to enjoy it poolside while you contemplate all the pretty pink things in this world, like flamingos and erasers.

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9. Pink Snowball  

Here’s another member of the pink Piña Colada family. It’s the Pink Snowball, and trust us, if you’re drinking this pink cocktail, you’ll be ready to make snow angels in no time. Or sand angels if you’re in the tropics.

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10. Pink Starburst Shots 

Finally we have these Pink Starburst Shots, which take everybody’s favorite flavor of Starburst and combine it with shots of vodka and sweet watermelon flavor. Honestly, you haven’t really lived the pink life till you’ve chased a pink shot with some pink candy.

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How do you feel about these sexy pink cocktails? Do these flavorful creations make you want to infuse your next get-together with your princesses with just a little more tenderness and sensitivity? Think pink in the comments below!