Crazy Fun St. Patrick's Day Drinks

Every March 17, cities around the world go hard on all kinds of green-colored booze in celebration of one of the tipsiest of holidays, St. Patrick's Day. St. Patrick's Day started as a way to commemorate St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland who denounced paganism, but has since evolved into an excuse for drinking in public and dropping inhibitions like a bad ex - go figure.

If you really go deep on the holiday, you're probably celebrating with some bacon and cabbage (the old-world precursor to Irish-American corned beef), dancing a reel (the OG Irish way of making it clap), or even bumpin' a Clancy Brothers track. 'Cause nobody gets down like a bunch of old white dudes in matching sweaters, right?

Regardless of how you celebrate St. Paddy's Day, one thing is for sure: It'll be better with one of our drinks. So check out our Sexy Leprechaun Margarita if you want to hold a big bowl of green deliciousness in your hands, or the St. Patrick's Day Jungle Juice if you need to share the boozy goodness with a big crowd.

'Sláinte' in Style with These St. Patrick's Day Cocktails

Ireland has a monster pub culture, and that love for sitting around, throwing back pints, and talking about sheep and four-leaf clovers or whatever has given the Irish booze industry big-time appeal. And when it comes to tasty pints, few beers are as recognizable as Guinness. The rich, inky stout dates back to 1759, when Arthur Guinness signed a 9,000-year lease on a dilapidated brewery at Dublin's St. James's Gate - dude must've had great credit - and began producing his now-iconic drink. More than 250 years later "the black stuff" is crazy popular, with people downing 13 million pints of Guinness on St. Patrick's Day alone.