20 Booze T-Shirts for People Who Love Puns and Liquor
Image: Amazon2. That's What I Do: I Drink Whiskey and I Know Things This shirt's a play on Tyrion Lannister's famous quote, "That's what I do: I drink wine and I know things." It's perfect for whiskey lovers and really perfect for whiskey lovers who love Game of Thrones.
Image: Amazon3. At My Age I Need Glasses A boozy T-shirt ideal for that special someone who's been around the block a few times, loves drinking, and possibly has cataracts.
Image: Amazon4. I NEED A HUGe glass of vodka Sometimes you need a hug, sometimes you need a huge glass of vodka. And sometimes you need both, which is when you'll wear this shirt.
Image: Amazon5. Shut Up Liver You're Fine Yes, you should take care of your liver — by drinking responsibly! — but you're liver is a good ol' chum of yours, it can handle some ribbing.
Image: Amazon6. Vodka Is Gluten Free How about you do a little educatin' while you're drinking? Also, vodka is most definitely gluten (and carb!) free.
Image: Amazon7. My Blood Type Is IPA+ We all have that person in our lives — you know, the one who can't shut up about craft beer? Get them this shirt, 'cause even though it won't shut them up, it'll probably encourage an argument with somebody who likes lagers and that'll be fun to watch.
Image: Amazon8. Why Is My Tequila Hand Empty? Seriously though, why is your tequila hand empty? Wear this shirt and odds of tequila being placed in your hand probably increase by at least, like, 10%.
Image: Amazon9. Let's Get Ship Faced For the nautical booze-lover in your life, the Let's Get Ship Faced T-shirt. Because is there anything better in life than drinking on a boat in some chill seas? Probably, but that's still pretty great.
Image: Amazon10. Drink Till He's Cute OK, it's not exactly PC, but the sentiment is kind of true; you can drink until almost anybody is cute.
Image: Etsy11. You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take A T-shirt that speaks the truth. Also, you may miss 100% of the shots you do take depending on how deep into the sauce you are on any given night.
Image: Etsy12. Drinker Bell Drinker Bell: She's like Tinker Bell but better. Perfect for people who love cocktails as much as fairytales.
Image: Amazon13. Mom's Fidget Spinner Oh shit, fidget spinners are already old news huh? But not "Mom's fidget spinner!"
Image: Etsy14. Hakuna Some Vodka Hakuna Some Vodka: It means no worries, for the rest of your days! Or at least until tomorrow morning, when you may definitely have some worries and a need for electrolytes.
Image: Etsy15. Bad & Boozy Are you actually not that bougie? Then this Bad & Boozy shirt belongs on your torso. Or maybe you are bougie, but you just love booze.
Image: Etsy16. Mimosa Squad If you have a normal weekend brunch squad, it's basically unforgivable if you don't all wear these Mimosa Squad T-shirts in unison while you're drinking.
Image: Etsy17. Hooray for Rosé People who love rosé really love rosé, right? So get them this shirt if you want to make them happy. Or just a bottle of rosé, that may make them even happier.
Image: Etsy18. Alcohol You Later Even more booze puns on shirts! But will you really alcohol us later?! We need to know, damn it!
Image: Etsy19. I'll Be There in a Prosecco A shirt that's perfect for pro(secco) drinkers who love funny T's.
Image: Amazon20. Sangria Consumed Finally we have a sangria Venn diagram shirt, which is great 'cause it combines drinking and graphs, which overlap more than you'd expect.
Image: AmazonAre you down with any one of these boozy shirts, or would you let your torso freeze like one of the slushy cocktails below before being caught wearing this stuff? Let us know in the comments! https://www.youtube.com/embed/jjvESFuc2ig See recipe. https://www.youtube.com/embed/uZl_TSa_WzE See recipe.
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