Blackout Drunk New Jersey Bro Took $1,600 Uber Ride Home
Kenny Bachman of Sewell, New Jersey got blackout drunk and took an Uber ride from a party near West Virginia University back to his home back in Gloucester County, which in the grand scheme of things is a pretty responsible thing to do. Only problem is that Uber ride was over 300 miles long, and Kenny ordered an UberXL — so the total cost of the trip came out to $1,635.93. We imagine Kenny's reaction upon waking up was something like this: via Giphy Or maybe like this: via Giphy Or maybe even like this: via Giphy We commend the responsibility, but damn, Kenny, that's a lot of money! Also, we'd like to note that this is totally a thing that would happen to "Kenny Bachman from New Jersey." Bachman (a self-described "thottie" on Insta) told CBS Philly that he and his buddies "went to a frat party and then went to the bar," and probably spent about $200 on drinks throughout the night. He said that he then "kinda just blacked out," and that "The last thing I remember was being at the bar and then I just woke up in the Uber next to an older dude telling me I was an hour out from Jersey.” Hova tipped on his $110,000 night out. Although we don't know what Kenny was drinking, here are a couple of guesses: https://www.youtube.com/embed/n4fCURazgKs See recipe. https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZOLwxFNKfjk See recipe.
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