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Afghan Jesus Juice
Afghan Jesus Juice is a cocktail created by our heroes serving abroad, and just a few sips of this bad boy will have you thinking about God: as in, “Oh My God, this is some potent drink!” This heavy-artillery class cocktail contains a ton of vodka, raspberry vodka, and spiced rum, and it’s served in a big jug because sharing is encouraged, just as Jesus would’ve wanted.

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Ingredients

Directions
  1. Pour vodka, raspberry vodka, and spiced rum into the base of an empty jug or container.
  2. Add lemonade, orange juice, and fruits.
  3. Shake or stir well to combine.
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