It’s time to pull some April Fools pranks! But this is Tipsy Bartender, so you know we’ve got some April Fools drinks up our sleeve. Whether you’re gagging your friends or giggling together, our novelty cocktail recipes are fun for the whole squad. But if these get too much for you, feel free to cleanse your palate with some of our other holiday cocktails.
If you’re really looking to get some gags out of your crew, you might wanna check out our recipes that use whole eggs. Dare your friends to try the Prairie Chicken. This April Fools drink is absolutely fowl with gin, a cracked egg, and a little sprinkle of salt and pepper. Let’s say you like your friends a little more than that. Serve them up The Gag Reflex. This may sound worse, but it’s pretty much a beerified Bloody Mary with an egg in the bottom. As an April Fools joke with a little delay but a great payoff, you could serve this up, say it’s a regular ol’ Bloody Mary, and wait.
Maybe you and your friends have egg allergies. We don’t know your life. Check out our curdled April Fools drinks. Our recipe for our Drain Pipe Shot looks pretty nasty, but don’t worry. This totally weird shooter mixes up Irish cream, blue curacao, and cola, and is basically a little gross magic trick in a shot glass. Seriously, this green shooter will both impress and frighten your friends. If that’s a little much visually, try out our recipe for our Cement Mixer. One shot Irish cream, one shot of lime juice, mix in your mouth until you experience the chunky sludge.
Y’all nasty. Why do you even have these drinks?
We don’t know what to tell you, homeboy. Like we always say: Here are Tipsy Bartender, we serve the common man, people! So this is what you want, and if you’re here on this page looking for April Fools drinks, you’re part of it.
The C*m Shot is coming for you!
The Gag Reflex
This berry vodka mixed drink is way tastier than the name suggests. Hydrate while you drink by combining vodka, Triple Sec, Mixed Berry Powerade, and lemon lime soda.
Bong Water Shot
Bring out your inner Cheech with this Bong Water Shot.
Drain Pipe Shot
We dare you to try this Drain Pipe Shot — not because it tastes gross, but because it looks damn disgusting.
Cement Mixer Shots
The Cement Mixer Shots are basically a rite of passage for any novice drinker.
Drunken Dirt Worm Cups
Folks looking for the ultimate dessert cocktails need to check out these Drunken Dirt Worm Cups.
Blue Balls Shot
Shoot back a few of these peachy coconut rum shots because, hey, it happens to everyone.
The Cure for Blue Balls
The Cure For Blue Balls is an incredible Hpnotiq cocktail that's perfect as a refreshing tropical treat to enjoy on the beach.
Mix up Irish cream, Butterscotch Schnapps, chocolate syrup, and peanut butter, and you get the Hershey Squirt — an incredible dessert shooter you'll never get sick of.
Bloody Brain Shooter
Rock out with these Bloody Brain Shooters if you want to wow people with some truly spooky Halloween dessert shots.