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Rum Punches
Rum Punches

Why is the rum always gone? Because it’s that damn good! Party like a pirate with our sexy and delicious rum punch recipes. Whether you’re looking for a big ass batch of rum drink jungle juice or a shareable rum fishbowl, we have the recipes to please. But as always, Tipsy Bartender has your back, and these large and in charge rum cocktails will have you plundering and searching for that booty.


Help! I’m a Rum Virgin, and I don’t know where to start!

Calm down, our virgin friend! We’ll find you some rum punches. If you like the Rum Punch cocktail, you’ll love the supersized punch version of it. This crazy big rum punch recipe uses four types of rum, mango nectar, orange juice, lemon-lime soda, white cranberry peach juice, and a splash of grenadine. So grab a friend to suck this big boy rum drink down, but only if you feel like it. It’s also worth checking out our Kiwi Melon Punch recipe because it’s absolutely fantastic. While this vibrant green rum drink is super sexy, it’s also really easy to make. Just add your fruits to the bottom of the pitcher and pour in your melon liquor, light and coconut rums, sweet & sour mix, and lemon-lime soda. And BANG!! There you have it!

I’m throwing this crazy big party. Have any showstopping rum punches?

This is Tipsy Bartender, homeboy! Of course we do. What better showstopper than a Watermelon Keg? Not only do we have a sweet ass rum punch recipe for it, but we also show you how to make the keg. How’s that sound? But we understand if carving a watermelon isn’t your thing. Our Flower Infused Ice Cube Jungle Juice is hands down the most visually appealing of our rum punches. You need fresh, edible flowers for this gorgeous guy, but we can guarantee you that it’ll be the craziest showstopping piece your friends have ever seen.


Caribbean Sunset Rum Punch

Take one look at this gorgeous Caribbean Sunset Rum Punch cocktail and you'll want to drink it, there's no resisting its beauty.


Piña Colada Sangria

Bust out with this Piña Colada Sangria pitcher the next time you have a beachy party and everybody will love you, guaranteed.


Kiwi Melon Punch

People looking for an amazing citrus boozy punch definitely need to check out this Kiwi Melon Punch.


Tiffany Punch

For you all lovely ladies out there named Tiffany, we have this Tiffany Punch cocktail.


Caribbean Sangria

Try to imagine two words more beach-ilicious than "Caribbean Sangria." You can't 'cause they don't exist.


Maui Wowie Punch

Ladies and gentlemen, this Maui Wowie Punch is one of the sweetest tropical rum punch recipes out there, we guarantee you!


Blue Lagoon Punch

Everybody loves the Blue Lagoon cocktail, which is why sometimes you need to bust out with a big bowl of Blue Lagoon Punch — that way everybody can get their taste.


420 Liquid Marijuana Jungle Juice

Get litty with this tropical melon rum punch recipe!


Marijuana Jungle Juice Bowl

Ladies and gentlemen, here we present to you the Marijuana Jungle Juice Bowl.


Sugar Marijuana Goblet

Ladies and gentlemen, here we present to you the Sugar Marijuana Goblet.


$30 Strawberry Jungle Juice


Skittle Punch

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Green Tea Shot

Go green with this Irish whiskey shot! Even though this Green Tea Shot doesn't actually contain green tea, it still somehow tastes as if it does.


420 Liquid Marijuana Jungle Juice

Get litty with this tropical melon rum punch recipe!


Pink Panty Dropper Punch

This beerified vodka lemonade will have you holding on to your panties. So grab a glass and sip on this perfect pink vodka punch recipe.


Toilet Water

This berry vodka mixed drink is way tastier than the name suggests. Hydrate while you drink by combining vodka, Triple Sec, Mixed Berry Powerade, and lemon lime soda.


Blue Lagoon

This luscious-tasting lagoon cocktail combines vodka, Blue Curaçao, lemonade, and lime juice.


Taste the Rainbow

Taste the rainbow with this colorful fruity layered vodka cocktail recipe.


Captain on Acid Shot

Whip up one or a few of these layered coconut rum shots. With pineapple juice, grenadine, and blue curacao, it’s one colorful shooter recipe.


Jamaican Rum Punch

This classic rum punch recipe is heavy on the punch with three types of rum, tropical fruit juices, and a splash of grenadine.



This classic tropical cocktail will have you feeling like its namesake with three types of rum, apricot brandy, pineapple and citrus juice, and a touch of grenadine.


Miami Vice

With one side a strawberry daiquiri and the other a creamy pina colada, you can have the best of both worlds with this 2-in-1 fruity frozen cocktail.