Tipsy Bartender
Rum Punches
Rum Punches

Why is the rum always gone? Because it’s that damn good! Party like a pirate with our sexy and delicious rum punch recipes. Whether you’re looking for a big ass batch of rum drink jungle juice or a shareable rum fishbowl, we have the recipes to please. But as always, Tipsy Bartender has your back, and these large and in charge rum cocktails will have you plundering and searching for that booty.

 

Help! I’m a Rum Virgin, and I don’t know where to start!

Calm down, our virgin friend! We’ll find you some rum punches. If you like the Rum Punch cocktail, you’ll love the supersized punch version of it. This crazy big rum punch recipe uses four types of rum, mango nectar, orange juice, lemon-lime soda, white cranberry peach juice, and a splash of grenadine. So grab a friend to suck this big boy rum drink down, but only if you feel like it. It’s also worth checking out our Kiwi Melon Punch recipe because it’s absolutely fantastic. While this vibrant green rum drink is super sexy, it’s also really easy to make. Just add your fruits to the bottom of the pitcher and pour in your melon liquor, light and coconut rums, sweet & sour mix, and lemon-lime soda. And BANG!! There you have it!

I’m throwing this crazy big party. Have any showstopping rum punches?

This is Tipsy Bartender, homeboy! Of course we do. What better showstopper than a Watermelon Keg? Not only do we have a sweet ass rum punch recipe for it, but we also show you how to make the keg. How’s that sound? But we understand if carving a watermelon isn’t your thing. Our Flower Infused Ice Cube Jungle Juice is hands down the most visually appealing of our rum punches. You need fresh, edible flowers for this gorgeous guy, but we can guarantee you that it’ll be the craziest showstopping piece your friends have ever seen.

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Caribbean Sunset Rum Punch

Take one look at this gorgeous Caribbean Sunset Rum Punch cocktail and you'll want to drink it, there's no resisting its beauty.

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Piña Colada Sangria

Bust out with this Piña Colada Sangria pitcher the next time you have a beachy party and everybody will love you, guaranteed.

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Kiwi Melon Punch

People looking for an amazing citrus boozy punch definitely need to check out this Kiwi Melon Punch.

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Tiffany Punch

For you all lovely ladies out there named Tiffany, we have this Tiffany Punch cocktail.

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Caribbean Sangria

Try to imagine two words more beach-ilicious than "Caribbean Sangria." You can't 'cause they don't exist.

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Maui Wowie Punch

Ladies and gentlemen, this Maui Wowie Punch is one of the sweetest tropical rum punch recipes out there, we guarantee you!

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Blue Lagoon Punch

Everybody loves the Blue Lagoon cocktail, which is why sometimes you need to bust out with a big bowl of Blue Lagoon Punch — that way everybody can get their taste.

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420 Liquid Marijuana Jungle Juice

Get litty with this tropical melon rum punch recipe!

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Marijuana Jungle Juice Bowl

Ladies and gentlemen, here we present to you the Marijuana Jungle Juice Bowl.

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Sugar Marijuana Goblet

Ladies and gentlemen, here we present to you the Sugar Marijuana Goblet.

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$30 Strawberry Jungle Juice

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Skittle Punch